tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8795973.post2840602257385792681..comments2023-06-15T00:57:38.989-07:00Comments on Grim Richard's Irregulars: DaddipediaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8795973.post-5293935141349035662008-11-21T18:55:00.000-08:002008-11-21T18:55:00.000-08:00I knew it was a trap, and I don't even have kids.....I knew it was a trap, and I don't even have kids...Den, of Earthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05771407562923712614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8795973.post-85708077884379279812008-11-19T19:08:00.000-08:002008-11-19T19:08:00.000-08:00Here as a good Dad answer for all questions regard...Here as a good Dad answer for all questions regarding why your son must do maintenance oriented tasks such as making his bed, vacuuming, cleaning dishes etc. The logic from your son will be something like .. "why do I have to make my bed - it will just get messed up again?" The answer - "why do you have to wipe your ass, it will just get dirty again." If your son looks at you like you are a genius and that he never thought of saving time and effort at that level - you will have to refer him to your wife for remedial instruction regarding hygieneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8795973.post-5379881121559425262008-11-15T13:34:00.000-08:002008-11-15T13:34:00.000-08:00Here are some Dad answers that are good to have in...Here are some Dad answers that are good to have in your tool box:<BR/><BR/>1) Q - Where is my ... (note it does not matter what the specific item is - this is an all purpose answer)<BR/>1) A - If it was up your ass you'd know. - this is an always correct and never helpful answer - an A+ Dad Answer<BR/><BR/>2) Q - Why ... (again it does not matter what follows the why form of question - the best dad answer is always)<BR/><BR/>2) A - Why is an orange - this is an answer that demonstrates that many of life's "why" questions do not truly have an answer - if your child is exited by the prospect of pondering why is an orange then he or she will become a phlosopher or more probably a slacker but either way they will remember this often heard answer to their "why" questions with great fondness. By answer all why questions in this manner you show your child that you have already figured out that there is no winner in global thermal nuclear war - you don't want to play tic tac toe, and that you to would like to have a remote control terradactal if only your wife would let you.<BR/><BR/>Who When and What -- these are easily ascertainable by looking up the answers - you can pretty will stop these questions cold by turning them into assignments -- whenever you get such a question you tell your child that you pretty well recall the answer but just to make sure they should look up the answer and report back to you so that you can be sure to remain currentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com